Total Medals Earned: 278 (From 50 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,280 Points
Medals Earned: 2/8 (30/115 points)
Kiss The Girl.
Escape in your car in under 20 seconds.
Escape the bar in under 20 seconds.
Survive The Girl's clutches.
Get away without retrying.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/70 points)
Unlock half the category groups.
Combine 60 elements to advance civilization and your card collection!
Discover all elements.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/25 points)
Fall to your death
Rescue all the villagers
Defeat the dragon
Medals Earned: 4/18 (40/460 points)
Slay the tentacle beast.
Slay the sentinel.
Slay the giant slime.
Slay the giant robot.
Slay the Pokemanz.
Slay your undead god.
Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
Medals Earned: 1/20 (10/495 points)
Destroy the cat's mobile fortress.
Bring NoLegs to the battlefield.
Master the elements.
Smash up an elite sentry.
Survive with 1HP remaining.
Fire the Ion Cannon for the first time.
Get 5000 points in part one.
Get 6000 points in part two.
Kill yourself.
Swept away by waves of fire.
Eat worms for breakfast.
Slay the undead dragon.
Beat the game on Normal Difficulty.
Get 10,000 points in survival.
Try out all swords.
Complete the bestiary by scanning all foes.
Beat the game on Hard Difficulty.
Hit the damage limit of 99999.
Defeat the final boss and save the world.
Beat the game on Epic Difficulty.
Medals Earned: 2/7 (75/340 points)
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 5/18 (30/385 points)
Disco inferno
Fail at typing
Wrong game, jackass!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
What a nutty way to die!
See you next FALL!
You found some poo!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 3/5 (115/150 points)
Grab the bag!
Defeat Glimmer
Defeat Cato
Form an alliance.
You call that a kiss?
Medals Earned: 8/27 (90/1,000 points)
Kill 10 Gnomes while enraged
Kill over 50 Gnomes
Fight the Boss in ACT I
Complete the Tutorial Level
Complete Act I
Kill a Gnome in one hit
Fight the Boss in ACT II
Kill over 100 Gnomes
Discover ancient Skull Statues
Complete Act II
Sever 20 Gnome heads in a row
Kill an entire Level of Gnomes with the heads of other Gnomes
Complete Act III
Fight the Boss in ACT III
Kill an entire level of Gnomes with nothing but your bare hands
Complete the Game!
Fight the Gnome King!
Collect 15 Precious Gems
Find all of the 8 hidden Cameo Swords